Page 39 of How to Date a Rockstar

Elder:Absolutely adorable.

Brody:He’ll learn quick enough. There are no secrets in Winter Falls.

Cash:Good thing I don’t live in Winter Falls.

Damon:But how are you going to get the girl if you don’t live in Winter Falls?

Peace:I hate to agree with them, but they’re right. Indigo lives in Winter Falls. You need to be here if you want a relationship with her.

Miller:You do want a relationship with her, don’t you? You’re not using her, are you?

Cash:No! I’m not using Indy. I would never use Indy.

Brody:But you dumped her on graduation day.

Cash:How the hell do you know that?

Riley:My twin can find out anything.

Brody:Twin powers….

Riley:…activate!

Damon:You left her on graduation day??? I thought rockstars were supposed to be smooth operators.

Cash:I wasn’t a rockstar back in high school.

Damon:Ah, I get it.

Cash:Get what?

Damon:You left her to seek fame and fortune.

Elder:Why are rockstars so cool? Because they have tons of fans.

Miller:Please ignore my twin.

Cash:I did not leave Indy to become a rockstar.

Riley:Then, why did you dump her?

Cash:None of your business.

Miller:Tell us or this group text will never end.

Cash:I’m serious. It’s none of your business.

Brody:Don’t make me find out.

Peace:Please don’t make Brody find out.

Cash:You won’t figure it out no matter how much you breach my privacy.

Damon:You had to poke the dragon.

Brody:I’m the dragon!

Damon:It’s a metaphor.