Page 63 of Don't Go There (Awkward Love 5)

She throws her phone at me as hard as she can, then shudders, her face screwed up in horror. She leans nearly dry retching, while I laugh hysterically.

“That was … ugh,” She gasps and shudders again. “Yuck.”

Laughing, I duck as she takes a swing at me with her bag.

Works every time.Disclaimer: Please do not Google Blue Waffles.

I will not be held responsible for any nausea, vomiting, nightmares or emotional breakdowns you may experience if you choose to ignore this and Google Blue Waffles.

There. I warned you.