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Five easy steps on how to spice up your dating life.

1. Forget your dinner in the oven
2. Burn down your kitchen
3. Move in with the sexy married gay couple across the hall
4. Crush on the sexy married gay couple
5. Try not to fall in love with them

Then don’t forget to throw in some serious freak-outs, crazy, unreasonable rules and a very naughty couch.